- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
my 12 rules for life
fuck school
day drink always
find a wife who has read Hegel
chew Skoal and spit into a styrofoam cup you carry around with you
do not excrete
trout mask replica is the only music you can listen to
do not read theory
carry a tent into the woods and live there
plant kudzu around your tent and let it envelop you
starve
it appears I have found my match...
Now kiss.