• get a college degree
  • never drink before 5PM
  • find a wife who has read Kant
  • don't spit in public
  • always shit out the same orifice
  • find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
  • read a book every day
  • live at the hotel
  • if you see a vine climb it
  • eat a food youve not afore eaten
  • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    my 12 rules for life

    • fuck school

    • day drink always

    • find a wife who has read Hegel

    • chew Skoal and spit into a styrofoam cup you carry around with you

    • do not excrete

    • trout mask replica is the only music you can listen to

    • do not read theory

    • carry a tent into the woods and live there

    • plant kudzu around your tent and let it envelop you

    • starve