I haven't gotten into an argument about this for some time, but I realized something

Sperm having less body parts than a single cell embryo doesn't make it any less "human" in any concrete moral way. A sperm or egg is a lot closer to an embryo than a full person is.

Oh it doesn't have all the DNA? Who cares, embryos also don't have almost anything I have. Sperm has half the DNA and a lot more of the other stuff that an embryo has. DNA is nerd shit anyway, does god make souls out of DNA??

So if embryos are sacred, then Every Sperm is Sacred.

What are the implications of this.

Well, sperm constantly die in men's balls. Just having balls is genocide.

We have to act fast.

Cut off everyone's balls RIGHT NOW and freeze them. Cut off everyone's balls before they hit puberty, and use the pre-existing stocks of frozen sperm to fertilize eggs for thousands upon thousands of years.

Same with ovaries, they gotta go. Anyone even delaying this procedure will be imprisoned at the Hague for genocide.

It's the only way to save the babies.