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minus-squareRandyLahey [he/him]hexbear11·3 years agoPaddy Irishman went over to London to box the Queen into the mouth He had a load of condoms filled with petrol And a sword made out of hash That he sellotaped to the steering wheel of his mother's face He met the Queen in the car park of Buckingham Palace And he cleverly locked her into the boot of an Opel Corsa In that boot She smeared the walls with shit And the Queen starved to death And that's how the Irish Republic was wan! link
Paddy Irishman went over to London to box the Queen into the mouth
He had a load of condoms filled with petrol And a sword made out of hash That he sellotaped to the steering wheel of his mother's face
He met the Queen in the car park of Buckingham Palace And he cleverly locked her into the boot of an Opel Corsa
In that boot She smeared the walls with shit And the Queen starved to death
And that's how the Irish Republic was wan!