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Melina [they/them, fae/faer]M to fakenews • 11 months ago

Bush’s Beans CEO Al Williams Murders And Minces Factory Worker And “Disposes” Body Placing It In A Vat With Beans. Entire Bush’s Inventory Recalled From Store Shelves As Advised By The FDA

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Bush’s Beans CEO Al Williams Murders And Minces Factory Worker And “Disposes” Body Placing It In A Vat With Beans. Entire Bush’s Inventory Recalled From Store Shelves As Advised By The FDA

Melina [they/them, fae/faer]M to fakenews • 11 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Our snouts descend on the human meat beans.

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  • Woly [any]
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    11 months ago

    Shit, I gotta go to the store real quick

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  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]
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    11 months ago

    You can tell this is fake because their inventory was actually recalled

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  • GunslingerSky [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    So long as it was just an executive I'm still vegan when eating beans right?

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  • Optimus_Subprime
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    4 months ago

    deleted by creator

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  • JamesJonathanSandwichTheFourth
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    11 months ago

    Oh shit, that’s not good

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    • Melina [they/them, fae/faer]
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      11 months ago

      Do you want to be mod

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      • JamesJonathanSandwichTheFourth
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        11 months ago

        That sounds epic, sure

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        • Melina [they/them, fae/faer]
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          11 months ago

          Too bad, there are currently no spaces for mod positions

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          • JamesJonathanSandwichTheFourth
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            11 months ago

            You just owned me wtf

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            • JamesJonathanSandwichTheFourth
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              11 months ago

              deeper-sadness

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  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    thinking bout thos beans

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