In the neo-feudalist "anarcho"-capitalist Utopia there will be three separate sewer systems in each city, each owned by a different waste management provider. You hook your toilet up to the sewer system of the waste management provider you decide to contract with and are billed either by amount or at a flat rate. You might experience surge pricing at times of peak pooping, like during the holidays.

Premium subscriptions will include services such as access to express sewage pipes, automatic AI assisted poop analysis and NFT's of all your stools.

If you don't pay your waste management subscription your toilet will be blocked and you will have to abstain from pooping until you have earned enough dogecoin on OnlyFans to renew your waste management subscription.

The independent contractors who freely choose to work for a waste management provider experience elevated levels of infection, mutilation and death due to being liberated from the yoke of dictatorial health and safety laws but most of the children receive a part of their pay in heroin so they are reasonably happy.

All three waste management providers pumps the untreated sewage directly into the river.

This is the ideal world. No, I will not explain why.