• inshallah2 [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    I have no idea but is there a single vid of Zuckerberg eating for more than a second or two?

    He looks like a cross between a space alien and a vampire. I wouldn't be surprised if on a regular basis he consumes an entire bottle of bbq sauce by taking off the lid, putting the bottle into his gob, and inhaling the contents in a matter of seconds.

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        It’s the haircut.

        Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish. I'm being serious.

        He needs to embrace it and go full bald supervillain like bezos.

        When Zuckerberg finally shaves his head - if he wants to look like a normal human being - wearing glasses would help a lot.

        • TheCaconym [any]
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          3 years ago

          Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish

          Zuckerberg himself has said to reporters he has a hard on for Caesar, it's not even speculation.

        • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          I thought it was with with emperor junstinian and the (bullshit) Justinian peace but apparently it augustus https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/12/what-attracts-mark-zuckerberg-roman-hardman-augustus

    • SolidaritySplodarity [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I remember there being some articles claiming it's about some Caesar fetish but I can't vouch for the accuracy of that.

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I read about that too a couple years ago. I think the reportage was on a "people say" level and nobody near Zuckerberg has actually confirmed it. I wonder if his intimates have by now.

        • TheCaconym [any]
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          3 years ago

          I mean:

          In a 2018 New Yorker profile, Zuckerberg revealed his admiration for the emperor - he and his wife, Priscilla Chan, even went to Rome for their honeymoon.

          "My wife was making fun of me, saying she thought there were three people on the honeymoon: me, her, and Augustus. All the photos were different sculptures of Augustus," he told The New Yorker.

          Zuckerberg and Chan also named one of their daughters August.

    • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I remember he made a big deal of saying he would kill all of his own meat, and there's an awkward clip of him saying "smoking some meat." But I've never seen him eat.

      Maybe he survives on glucose alone, or he doesn't eat and he thinks normal humans only eat meat (and has never met a vegan).

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        kill all of his own meat

        I don't think I've read a single article about him. I've watched a few minutes or just seconds of vids with him in them. He seriously creeps me out. I actually hardly know hardly any real facts about him. The vast majority of what I've read about him is second (or third or fourth) hand info shared as jokes. But I just can't imagine him actually killing something and then eating it. I can imagine him saying "I will kill my own meat" because he thinks that will make him seem more human and more likable.

        He really seems to me to be a sentient android (or the like) trying very hard and failing miserably to seem like a regular American.