• inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      It’s the haircut.

      Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish. I'm being serious.

      He needs to embrace it and go full bald supervillain like bezos.

      When Zuckerberg finally shaves his head - if he wants to look like a normal human being - wearing glasses would help a lot.

      • TheCaconym [any]
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        3 years ago

        Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish

        Zuckerberg himself has said to reporters he has a hard on for Caesar, it's not even speculation.

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        I thought it was with with emperor junstinian and the (bullshit) Justinian peace but apparently it augustus https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/12/what-attracts-mark-zuckerberg-roman-hardman-augustus