The photography of this video is insanely curated, on a disturbing level, yet they left something that really fucking looks like sauce lol
People have pointed out what brand it is - Sweet Baby Rays.
I assume it was intentional background scene sabotage. If not - how could bbq sauce end up on the shelf right behind the great man as he sings the praises of his newly christened site?
That's understandable. Zuck must constantly consume nutrients or his skin suit starts to sag.
I've got this image of Zuckerberg sitting in his living room, staring unblinkingly at a television screen playing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on mute while he flicks his forked tongue into an open bottle of barbecue sauce.
[thought bubble] "I wonder what her raw gall bladder tastes like. It must be delicious - nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom..."
Zuck has a Trump-tier aura about him. No other person has made me laugh harder at their very existence.
Trump-tier aura
That's a great way to phrase it. Trump has a gigantic amount of charisma. He's electric. But Zuck is something else entirely. I can't even put it into words very well. Maybe charisma has an equivalent of horseshoe theory. Zuck has world-class anti-charisma and he's at the very bottom of the left side of the horseshoe just across from Trump on the other side.
:tromp: is pure crackhead energy
Zuck is stuck in the uncanny valley
Zuck heard that Beyonce song about having hot sauce in her bag and thought "hmm so people keep sauces in unique places"
Or he saw that vid where Hillary says she has it in her bag and no, she's not pandering to black voters at all.
My partner saw this and immediately deleted their facebook account. The final straw.
There's no way he even eats that sauce, it's mostly corn syrup.
I have no idea but is there a single vid of Zuckerberg eating for more than a second or two?
He looks like a cross between a space alien and a vampire. I wouldn't be surprised if on a regular basis he consumes an entire bottle of bbq sauce by taking off the lid, putting the bottle into his gob, and inhaling the contents in a matter of seconds.
It’s the haircut.
Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish. I'm being serious.
He needs to embrace it and go full bald supervillain like bezos.
When Zuckerberg finally shaves his head - if he wants to look like a normal human being - wearing glasses would help a lot.
Reporters have said he has a Julius Caesar fetish
Zuckerberg himself has said to reporters he has a hard on for Caesar, it's not even speculation.
I thought it was with with emperor junstinian and the (bullshit) Justinian peace but apparently it augustus https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/12/what-attracts-mark-zuckerberg-roman-hardman-augustus
I remember there being some articles claiming it's about some Caesar fetish but I can't vouch for the accuracy of that.
I read about that too a couple years ago. I think the reportage was on a "people say" level and nobody near Zuckerberg has actually confirmed it. I wonder if his intimates have by now.
In a 2018 New Yorker profile, Zuckerberg revealed his admiration for the emperor - he and his wife, Priscilla Chan, even went to Rome for their honeymoon.
"My wife was making fun of me, saying she thought there were three people on the honeymoon: me, her, and Augustus. All the photos were different sculptures of Augustus," he told The New Yorker.
Zuckerberg and Chan also named one of their daughters August.
I remember he made a big deal of saying he would kill all of his own meat, and there's an awkward clip of him saying "smoking some meat." But I've never seen him eat.
Maybe he survives on glucose alone, or he doesn't eat and he thinks normal humans only eat meat (and has never met a vegan).
kill all of his own meat
I don't think I've read a single article about him. I've watched a few minutes or just seconds of vids with him in them. He seriously creeps me out. I actually hardly know hardly any real facts about him. The vast majority of what I've read about him is second (or third or fourth) hand info shared as jokes. But I just can't imagine him actually killing something and then eating it. I can imagine him saying "I will kill my own meat" because he thinks that will make him seem more human and more likable.
He really seems to me to be a sentient android (or the like) trying very hard and failing miserably to seem like a regular American.
Zuckerberg is such a mutant he thinks liking bbq sauce is a personality
"I'm looking forward to meat fibers."
I only very rarely watch vids of Zuck talking. I have no way of knowing if that's a parody or it's what he actually said. What a fucking freak he is.
idk if he said "I'm looking forward to meat fibers" that's probably edited, but I guess all the audio is real, so for some reason "meat fibers" is a real thing he thinks humans talk about
His kitchen is probably 300 meters away and pantry 350 meters. When you got wings you gonna segway all the way there?
I worked for a company last year where the CEO talked about the complexity of taking meetings at home, because it meant if he was at one end of his house and needed to take the meeting at the other end, he had to budget 5 minutes to get to it on time.
This is the same CEO that once defended taking consulting contracts for the USAF as being “pro peace”. You see, “by teaching them to fish” re: software development, the military wouldn’t be behoved to weapons companies and hence would reduce the amount of war in the world :galaxy-brain: this hot take was also backed up with advice to the company’s employees to read Steven Pinker :pinker: :epstein:
i'm insulted by how dumb the story is that he tells himself to sleep at night
The just world fallacy and its contradictory implications are one helluva drug
I bet he budgets 2 minutes of time out of his busy day for a sweaty wank
Zuck thoughts: "that shelf is worth more than your life, garbage peon."
Haha - my insomnia wins again. I was in the_dunk_tank and I couldn't figure out why this thread wasn't in there. I would have bet money I put it into that comm.
Then I was relieved for a moment that at least it's Friday. But then I realized I got that wrong too.
