The Pope and the Queen sat on a balcony, looking out at the adoring crowd. The Queen leaned over to the Pope and said, "I can make this whole crowd cheer with joy for half an hour, with just a wave of my hand." The Pope, bored, said, "Yeah, sure, I bet you can." The Queen gave one of her stupid half-waves and the crowd went wild. Soon the Pope said, "That's nothing. I can make the entire nation of Ireland scream with joy for weeks with just a nod of my head." The Queen scoffed, and said, "I'd like to see you try." And with that, the Pope headbutted the Queen.