Go to sleep, bitch.
I’m honestly excited to see
britsa subset of extremely middle class freaks and a weirdly high number of yankees absolutely devastated and in complete agony when their god queen dies as the majority of the working class either doesn't care or tries to get farewell to the crown by chumbawumba to number 1fixed
(As a yank who's never set foot in England) She's lived long and prospered. Most of the media coverage will probably celebrate her life and offer a golden opportunity for a whitewashed retelling of the past century of British imperial history. Considering her long reign and beloved status, most of them will probably take it well (which is why we should give her the Rumsfeld treatment and make all these nerds lose their minds).
King Charles is going to sour like a dumpster full of milk and diapers baking in the summer sun though, and might lead to the breakup of the commonwealth.
The smartest thing for them to do would be to force Charles to abdicate in favor of William. Everyone hates Charles.
Will they actually do it? Not doing it would be the funniest thing, so I hope not.
The Pope and the Queen sat on a balcony, looking out at the adoring crowd. The Queen leaned over to the Pope and said, "I can make this whole crowd cheer with joy for half an hour, with just a wave of my hand." The Pope, bored, said, "Yeah, sure, I bet you can." The Queen gave one of her stupid half-waves and the crowd went wild. Soon the Pope said, "That's nothing. I can make the entire nation of Ireland scream with joy for weeks with just a nod of my head." The Queen scoffed, and said, "I'd like to see you try." And with that, the Pope headbutted the Queen.
Going to go to sleep and not wake up at this rate. She's old enough to remember the rise of vertebrates from the Cambrian sea and crocodile101. Some woo types have claimed she'll be off this world by this November, idk I'll believe it when I see the posh Brits on tv in hysterics.
Weighing up the annoying month of mourning vs the possible day off if she croaks
Yeah it's pretty weird, guess they've managed to cultivate an image of themselves as cultured and interesting rather than the truth that they're super gross
shes either already dead or she is on death's door and theyre hoping she can hold on for two more weeks when the collective masturbatory remembrance day ceremonies from all the commonwealth countries reinvigorate her vital essences
The British sacrificial children industry has been hard up since Brexit cut off their imports, they're hitting record shortages every week. Shocking to see it even affecting the royalty now
While funny, they've probably been preparing for more than a decade now.
