You should have put your asses in some lounge chairs and booze while kids parade in front of you and you toss them candy. I would have hate to do it for too long, but that's what you get for inventing this stupid tradition.
It's fun lol, I'm bummed because my neighborhoods road has no fucking sidewalks and the cars drive down it like lunatics so kids can't trick or treat on it.
Actual neighborhood, just fuck awful planning.
I enjoy playing spooky music and giving kids treats, it's really nice.
I was hoping we'd get egged or something by teens, but not even that 😞
You should have put your asses in some lounge chairs and booze while kids parade in front of you and you toss them candy. I would have hate to do it for too long, but that's what you get for inventing this stupid tradition.
It's fun lol, I'm bummed because my neighborhoods road has no fucking sidewalks and the cars drive down it like lunatics so kids can't trick or treat on it.
Actual neighborhood, just fuck awful planning.
I enjoy playing spooky music and giving kids treats, it's really nice.
I was hoping we'd get egged or something by teens, but not even that 😞
One of our neighbors was handing out jello shots to the parents. They are this year's Halloween MVPs in my book.