"Every time I have to pick up human shit, my liberalness just got lowered one more notch."

"Is there low income— Are [the homeless] going to be spending money at the sushi place, or, you know, or not?"

"And it's not, I feel so bad saying that, but it's not, it's just not people who are, I guess of the same class as us, which sounds bad, but I don't mean that in a bad way."

"I'm definitely not a racist and I'm not a bigot, but um, I think I hold a little bit of a stigma against people who are different." LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF BEING A BIGOT

:amerikkka: Americans are beyond fucking parody, Jesus Christ.

Also I guess here's a link to the episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liptMbjF3EE