GinAndJucheM to news • 11 months agoPastor accused of trying to throw a cook into a deep fryer at McDonald's for 'disrespecting' his wifeexternal-linkmessage-square30 fedilinkarrow-up1132file-text
arrow-up1132external-linkPastor accused of trying to throw a cook into a deep fryer at McDonald's for 'disrespecting' his wifeGinAndJucheM to news • 11 months agomessage-square30 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Least unhinged pastor. Supply side Jesus endorses deepfrying~ giving a spicy baptism to uppity workers.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]MAhexbear30·11 months agoHonestly I thought this was the onion for a sec. Lmao nah reality is always more absurd link
minus-squareLemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear22·edit-211 months agoTo be fair, I won't blame you, as @Melina@hexbear.net did report on a superificially similar but ultimately fake news "Bush’s Beans CEO Al Williams Murders And Minces Factory Worker And “Disposes” Body Placing It In A Vat With Beans. Entire Bush’s Inventory Recalled From Store Shelves As Advised By The FDA" link
Honestly I thought this was the onion for a sec. Lmao nah reality is always more absurd
To be fair, I won't blame you, as @Melina@hexbear.net did report on a superificially similar but ultimately fake news
"Bush’s Beans CEO Al Williams Murders And Minces Factory Worker And “Disposes” Body Placing It In A Vat With Beans. Entire Bush’s Inventory Recalled From Store Shelves As Advised By The FDA"