Least unhinged pastor. Supply side Jesus endorses deepfrying~ giving a spicy baptism to uppity workers.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    10 months ago

    After viewing security camera footage of the incident, the pastor arrested the pastor and charged him with assault.

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    C'mon, Business Insider. Proofread your shit.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Politico also had a bunch of garbled articles where they repeated the same sentences in 2 different paragraphs. ChatGPT is taking over lmao

      • GinAndJuche
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        10 months ago

        The old internet is dying and the new internet is struggling to post.

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      The south is only an election or two away from deputizing pastors anyways. The editor was reading it from the future.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    10 months ago

    McDonald's has previously faced several lawsuits from employees over a failure to protect them from violence in the workplace.

    The complaints include instances of customers pulling guns on workers, throwing items at workers, and physically attacking workers.

    Arm all service workers.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Did this kind of behavior become more common after 2020, or is it just getting more coverage than it use to? I feel like I hear way more stories about psychotic boomers threatening food service workers.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      10 months ago

      Retail has always been like this. The US doesn’t promote any other outlet, maybe except vague virtue signaling for therapy while not actually providing any financial assistance for it or allowing a work culture that allows it.

      So retail is one of the few places in which you get to see face to face the person who “wronged” you and violence and verbal abuse are as American as apple pie.

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      Boomers are becoming older and losing what little faculties they once possessed

    • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      May be anecdotal but I swear people have gotten more selfish over the past decade. It used to be you'd see someone swerving through traffic at 100mph once or twice a year and now I see it at least once a week. I think COVID really helped accelerate it too (see panic buying all groceries).

      Of course, this is all synthesis of the US rugged individualism, nuclear family, manifest destiny propaganda that's constantly shoveled down Americans throats.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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    10 months ago

    Honestly I thought this was the onion for a sec. Lmao nah reality is always more absurd

  • qprimed@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    After viewing security camera footage of the incident, the pastor arrested the pastor and charged him with assault.

    well then... so glad a self insulated, auto-resolution was at hand!

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      The university there SUCKS, total rich kid playground.

      Had no clue about the Mayberry part

  • RION [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    Hey remember that workplace safety psa where the lady spills a vat of boiling oil over herself and screams in agony

    Idk just made me think of that ig

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      I might have seen it, I had to watch a burn safety vid at an undisclosed casual dining chain that had one like that.

      • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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        10 months ago

        😱

        I did not see that video during my time as a burger serf, maybe because I was never trained for the fryer. That would have given me nightmares, wtf.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    The pastor should be thrown into the deep fryer, what the fuck kind of madman tries to do that? Presumably you could have just gone for any number of blunt or sharp objects, but no, surely the best way to assault a worker is by picking them up and bodily throwing them into boiling oil.

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]
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    10 months ago

    smdh my dick head. PC culture gone mad, back in my day pops used to throw me in the deep fryer several times a week and we never complained.