Well first of all, owning machetes is only a personality trait if you’re Puerto Rican
I grew up in the mountains in California and machetes are very much a part of my identity, and Robert is from Texas and now lives in the PNW. What I'm saying is I understand the fascination with machetes.
I mean, I own my family's ancestral machete though
Probably has some magic powers or something seeing as how it's over a hundred years old and was present when those Puerto Rican nationalists tried to kill Truman
I grew up in the mountains in California and machetes are very much a part of my identity, and Robert is from Texas and now lives in the PNW. What I'm saying is I understand the fascination with machetes.
It's cooler than being a sword guy at least.
True
I mean, I own my family's ancestral machete though
Probably has some magic powers or something seeing as how it's over a hundred years old and was present when those Puerto Rican nationalists tried to kill Truman
I have a bayonet from the civil war that has confederate blood rust stains.
:che-poggers:
Lincoln was my grea great grand uncle or some shit.