• carbohydra [des/pair]
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    3 years ago

    unholy meat obelisk

    my bf's dick just got a new nickname

    edit: fuck i missed the "dickname" pun :(

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I used to work at a grocery store's meat section and a customer came up to me at the exact moment I was adding the red dye to ask if the meat was all natural

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Isn't most red dye made from some kind of bug? So, technically, yes. It is all natural.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        It's all natural but it's also only here because of human intervention, I can't win :stalin-stressed:

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        We used a kind of aerosolized concoction that was largely made of ethylene and carbon monoxide and some other particulate dyes. I can't for the life of me remember what it was called but I remember coming up with a hypothesis it was made specifically to skirt around FDA laws about food attitives, something about well if it's 90% gas we're not really adding anything are we now

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    I do all my meat shopping at the "Lovecraft's Delicatessen" at the corner...

  • AMWB [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I was recently at a Polish wedding. The various combinations of ham based appetizers defy belief.

  • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Incidentally, "Unholy Meat Obelisk" was my nickname in high school.

    Edit: OBLIGATORY BAND LOGO https://i.imgur.com/7lfJJCo.png

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      0:20 seconds "Fortunately the GDR is in the past"

      Nope, I won't keep watching that garbage.

      Fine I did keep watching

      7:10 "In the first years of existence, the soviet union spent most of his energy colectivizing and restructuring after revolution and a very turbulent time"

      NAME THE WHITE ARMY INVASION MOTHERFUCKER NAME IT YOU FUCKING LIB

      7:25 "sTaLiN wAs tHe wOrSt dIcTaToR eVeR

      GODDAMIT YOU DISGUSTING SLUG, PERSONIFICATION OF A SOYJAK, FUUUCCCKKK YOUUUU

      @nohaybanda I'M FUCKING BANNING YOU FROM LATAM FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THIS GARBAGE

      Soviet grandma speaking: "Around the 60s everything started to go downhill in the soviet union"

      Based babushka denouncing the horrid effects of revisionism

      • nohaybanda [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Lol, libs gonna lib. I still found the history of the doctors sausage interesting.

        • RNAi [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          This is literally nazi apologia

          • nohaybanda [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Man, I agree the takes in the video are crap but I also don't have the emotional bandwidth to get mad at every stupid anti-communist take on the Internet.

            In Andong's case I'm giving him extra slack, cause I too come from and ex Soviet-block country and I get it. The dude is younger than me and he's known nothing but anti-communist propaganda. Dude never stood a chance.

            Even I can't tell you what arcane combination of good takes, memes and theory got me to break through and radicalize. The conditioning is ubiquitous, and even former communist party members like my dad have become brainwashed by reactionary propaganda. Shits fucked.

            • RNAi [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              Hmm, anyways I get mad for comedic purpose mostly, yet sometimes sone shit really irks me