The child tax credit

Next time we look it'll be the child labor tax. All to make sure profits from your kid working in the coal miners are evenly split between their boss, their parents, and their government.

What's that? The kids don't get any pay for their work? They're getting paid in valuable work experience and character building! That kind of resume padding will be worth its weight in gold when they turn 18 and become actual human beings and not property of their parents.