Congress passes $1.2 trillion bipartisan infrastructure bill, delivering major win for Biden
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Congress has passed a $1.2 trillion bipartisan infrastructure bill, delivering on a major pillar of President Joe Biden's domestic agenda after months of internal deliberations and painstaking divisions among Democrats.

Great. Now, when Democrats inevitably get clowned on in the midterms, they won’t blame the Le-

Okay, I can’t keep a straight face.

  • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Here’s the inside baseball, Jim:

    I ripped off all of Joe Manchin’s toe nails in a CIA black site until he agreed to vote for it.

    Sinema just got an imessage picture of the toe nails with the text “need a pedicure? Manchin did.”

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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      3 years ago

      Ripping out toe nails is so 800s, real enhanced interrogation technicians use blockchain powered bone conducted nft funky monkey screaming 24/7