Marx paints with "too broad a brush" because a shoemaker can be poor. Wanting a revolution is bad because mentally ill and disabled people will die. If people got free food they would never work. If you don't have any political beliefs outside your party you're insane. Every possible take you could ever hear about black people, including them buying up all the good property and making it bad. Gentrification is good. Everyone should give up on politics because it makes them upset. I'm not going to share the ones I've heard from children because it makes sense their ideology is mush, but I've heard some doozies. The most reason one that takes the cake is as follows:

"I can epimistologically disprove queer theory!"- a white cis man who styles himself a stoic philosopher but had never heard of Qualia before.