“Those shady orientals can’t do Marxism properly, like me, a free and independent thinker who would never fall for bourgeois propaganda.”

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Making the French buy you a fancy dinner is praxis, but only if you steal the silverware.

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          probably

          It wouldn't even be a drop in the bucket, that's like a portion of the monthly interest they owe at best.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Under communism we'll have a restaurant that sells reasonably priced gold steak, since the gold adds literally less than a penny to the cost of the meal.

    • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I mean it’s a super bogie restaurant that does the gold leaf on food BS.

      honestly so what

      if the dude wants to eat gold what the hell does that have to do with communism

        • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          buying silly expensive things doesn't make you not a communist, its that simple. i also found the hasan house drama mindnumbingly dumb

            • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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              3 years ago

              Like Marx wouldn't eat a gold crusted steak if someone else was paying. Remember; Our glorious thought leader was a drunken unemployed layabout party boy.

            • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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              3 years ago

              But if he was actually buying it for himself I’d think it was kinda dumb, especially since you could get a better steak for cheaper without fancy tin toil on it.

              Oh, it's definitely dumb, but I buy dumb things too.

              It is especially dumb, though, considering you could buy the gold leaf yourself and put it on whatever you want for far cheaper. Gold leaf isn't very valuable (also why I'm not particularly bothered by it -- it's a negligible amount of gold, it's not like its that wasteful of anything but money)

                • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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                  3 years ago

                  brb blending up gold leaf into my hummus. genuinely curious now if that would do anything. i kinda feel like it would just get overpowered by everything else and not even change the color lol

                  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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                    3 years ago

                    Nah, you gotta chop up some gold leaf and sprinkle it on top as a garnish. It has no taste and it's biologically inert so all you'd do mixing it in is make your poop slightly more interesting if it was studied by a poopologist.

    • penguin_von_doom [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I for one would hope that under communism all restaurant would serve 600$ gold steal, except it wouldn't cost 600$ and would be accessible to everyone...