Imagine working in an actual environmental impact assessment agency and get a call of some dipshit who wants to dump some berrys in a forest, and then trying to hold your laughter you charge them for the question AND THEY FUCKING PAY YOU.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    $2.5m for a 3 day wedding in tents, 500k of that being spent on lodging for 250 guests.

    Best part is that they didn't even like each other and it was a shotgun wedding to shore up their parents fortunes.