Imagine working in an actual environmental impact assessment agency and get a call of some dipshit who wants to dump some berrys in a forest, and then trying to hold your laughter you charge them for the question AND THEY FUCKING PAY YOU.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    I went to one where the rehearsal was literally a rehearsal, like, making sure people in the actual wedding party knew the order they were walking down the aisle and shit. The couple were both in sweats, one of their aunties made a bunch of sandwiches for everyone to eat after, that was it. Ideal.