(penguinz0 voice) "This is the most pure ideology soy comment section of all time"
Ah yes, the man who's the cause of millions of trees being planted and is now working to clean the ocean can be doing so much better
No, "the cause" of greenwashed capitalist grifting is profit driven market incentives. These charities exist mostly for the sake of virtue signalling to class unconscious libs. Also planting trees is sus and might actual release deep soil carbon, Google "soil priming"
I love how Twitter targeted the one guy who is literally trying to make philanthropy profitable and self reliant
It's so profitable and entrenched into neoliberal institutions that every corporation, even Pornhub, is doing it
Imagine attacking a guy who literally changes people's lives for a living
he's like a Dracula sucking out the exploitation of his wage slaves for cathartic euphoria. Demonic energies in this spectacle
Mr Beast doing things like "recreating squid games in real life" allows him to continue his philanthropy channel and help so many in need... If he didn't make that content he wouldn't have the funds to help people... are people this dumb?!
It's woke to do bourgeois Squid Games, you imbeciles!!!
What's scary about Twitter is not necessarily the bad takes, it's the fact that you can visibly see thousands of people agreeing with those bad takes. One idiot is easy to deal with but having a group of them in the same place makes you lose all hope for humanity.
said the gamer youtube commenter, unironically
The people who say stuff like "They're only helping others to make themselves look good" are the worst. Being cynical doesn't make you appear deep or intelligent, it just makes you look like someone who's whiny and criticizes without actually doing anything yourself.
Soy is the new punk
The funniest shit is when they say “just give away money” acting like they own the first thing about how currency works.
Capital is accumulated in the bourgeois class :dril:
MrBeast's job isnt just to donate money, his job is to make videos. People are literally getting mad at him for doing his job.
job description: spectacle vampire
I'll translate these tweets for you: "Hi guys, I'm too lazy, selfish, and unproductive to make a positive impact in this world, but I feel very self conscious about it. But as I stated earlier, I'm too lazy and unproductive, so instead, I'm going to pick apart every little thing people do to feel better about myself."
(angry NPC face) "the bourgeoisie are rich because they're good people, working class people bad!!!"
"Planting trees is bad, actually" is a BMF take i hope to see memed into the Hexbear Ideatic Noosphere, up there with outdoor cats and eating bugs.
Gonna edit since y'all whacky: his take is that planting trees is bad because it releases soil carbon, not because shitlib efforts are entirely to greenwash their carbon spewing industrial processes.
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I remember some startup trying to grift people for some drone that would shoot tree seeds at the ground, as if the key problem stopping reforestation is a lack of seeds and not how much tree saplings have to compete with undergrowth and how many things like to eat small trees.
They're just bringing Bill Hicks bits to life now, huh
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