There is a small room with passages to the EAST and SOUTH and a forbidding hole leading WEST. Bloodstains and deep scratches (possibly made by an axe) mar the walls. A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all the passages out of the room. Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
What do you do?>
Although I'm tempted to hang out in this room and see who else comes by, I totally understand the troll now btw, interesting dudes come by here. I figure it's time to see what down that hole. I do a comedic loony tunes style dive in.
You are in a cave with weird engravings. You can continue WEST or return EAST.
West we go
There is a room with a mirror on the SOUTH wall. There are exits WEST, NORTH and EAST.
How big of a mirror?
It is 10 feet tall and takes up nearly the entire wall. You see yourself in the mirror and the rocky surroundings. You realize that you probably need a shower.
Can't take it with me. I go home and shower.
You eventually emerge on the surface world. You take a shower and return to your job at the Amazon warehouse.
I listen to Black Sabbath
A demon appears in front of you, summoned by your immoral, satanic music.
We vibe to Behind the Walls of Sleep. Those fucking riffs rulr
You and the demon dance until the album finishes. You are in an empty room now. The door out of the room is to the EAST.
Behind the Walls of Sleep is a song you phillistine, not an album. I east it up
You enter your living room. It is quite messy, there are empty pizza boxes and dirty dishes strewn all over, some fungus is growing in the corner. There is a leprechaun standing on your living room table.
There are doors to your WEST and SOUTH.
I get mad at my roomates. I've been working for the last five days and haven't been in the living room. The leprechaun can wait.