Yeah yeah I know I'm playing on easy mode by posting Reddit comments, but watching Chinese Politics Understanders in the imperial core proclaim Jinping's tentative position because of all the Atlantic articles they've read will never not be hilarious
The Chinese don't eat their own babies, they are compelled by law to give them to Xi for him to eat.
You see, the shape of the asiatic skull means that the Orientals are incapable of critical thought and do whatever their leader tells them to
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