Matt, you need to stop saying shit like that when you're the notoriously prophetic Chapo.

  • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "I'm not making these things happen. I'm simply closing my eyes, opening my third eye, and asking 'what is the dumbest thing that could happen?'"

    -Prophet Matt Christman when it was revealed that the Trump administration had looked into nuking a hurricane just as he predicted

    I don't know, I think he may still have powers beyond his own comprehension

      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Republicans will successfully pass the marijuana bill, but it will be struck down by the supreme court on a technicality. Biden will attribute fentanyl deaths to marijuana in a confusing attempt to justify not executively ending schedule one classification.