Except no one shows up.
The day before the faux convention, one of us sets up a CCTV system and we see how many feds show up to the party.
Bonus lulz: hopefully the different agencies don't know they're being set up and since we know they never coordinate with each other... they are all going to try to shake down each other by engaging in a ton gay sex and drug use.
Hexbear Convention 2022
A Hexbear Convention is a celebration of the Hexbear species and all their friends and family. It is a time to come together and share stories, songs, and food. It is a time to make new friends and renew old friendships. It is a time to relax and feel the love that surrounds us all.
The convention will take place in a central location that is well suited for many activities. The convention will be spread over a number of days. Each day will be a time for a specific activity.
The convention will be a fun time for everyone. It will be a great time to meet new friends, to share stories, to learn, and to have a good time.
Hexbear Convention 2022
We have a lot of different activities planned. Here is a partial list of our planned activities:
Hexbear Night
Hexbear Day
Hexbear Hike
Hexbear Games
Hexbear Workshop
No "Hexbear Revolutionary Poster Happy Hour?"
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