Except no one shows up.

The day before the faux convention, one of us sets up a CCTV system and we see how many feds show up to the party.

Bonus lulz: hopefully the different agencies don't know they're being set up and since we know they never coordinate with each other... they are all going to try to shake down each other by engaging in a ton gay sex and drug use.

  • WorthlessLoser [des/pair]
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    3 years ago

    I would show up. I'd be all excited to see my comrades that I'm lowkey parasocially attached to, brimming with nervous hope that I'd finally maybe have actual friends again in person. But because I am terminally dense and forever out of the loop on anything subtle, I'd be the only non-fed to show. I don't know if there would be gay fed sex or a chud gunfight at that point, I'm reading mixed opinions. But I know it wouldn't work out well for me.

    • Yurt_Owl
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      3 years ago

      The true bit is everyone that turns up is just like this but we all think the everyone else is a fed

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      It's not parasocial when both sides genuinely care.

    • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "Bro, I'm usually not this gay but we should totally do some awesome illegal cocaine, engage in some naked wrestling, and then commit crimes to start a revolution."

  • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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    3 years ago

    Chuds show up and get in a gun fight with three different federal law enforcement agencies and the whole thing is disavowed and said to be a false flag and/or justified shootings of violent communist militants.

  • replybot [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

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