congressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • edit-23 years agoLord of buzzwords here (cw: I don’t even know, but consider yourself warned)NSFWimagemessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up187file-text
arrow-up187imageLord of buzzwords here (cw: I don’t even know, but consider yourself warned)NSFWcongressbaseballfan [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • edit-23 years agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarejabrd [he/him]hexbear42·3 years agoTalking about not jerking off is infinitely worse than just not talking about it and doing it anyway link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear28·3 years agothere's a handful of very specific times you should talk about jerking off, and it's almost never when people are talking about it. link
minus-squareTrudeauCastroson [he/him]hexbear7·3 years agoBut what if someone asks me why I'm levitating? link
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Talking about not jerking off is infinitely worse than just not talking about it and doing it anyway
there's a handful of very specific times you should talk about jerking off, and it's almost never when people are talking about it.
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that's the neat part. You don't.
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But what if someone asks me why I'm levitating?
trust me, no one will.