Fuck the fucking police, fuck the fucking DA, and fuck the dumb ass judicial bench.

Theyre all fucking bastards and I hope they die slow painful fuckin deaths.

Swear to god this shit is a game to them. All they wanna do is “win” their stupid fucking chess game trial and refuse to see the lives they’re playing with Holy fuck they almost fucked my client up today and I’m so fucking heated holy fuck. Trial time. Hope it turns out well for him.

Send good vibes please.

Death to fucking amerikkka. :acab:

-your hidden pmc lib

    • PDthrowaway69 [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      You can.. but at the end of the day, the jury wants credibility so you have to be real careful. For instance, it’s hard to sell mental illness without history nowadays. It’s also hard to change bad facts.

      You definitely present facts in a way that creates doubt though—cuz the DA has to “meet their burden” (as dumb as that shit is lol). So sometimes it’s your only defense and you gotta fuck shit up somehow with a stacked deck against you.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It certainly does. A lawyer's job is getting the best result for his client, not to find some objective truth. While outright lying is often too hard to pull off convincingly you can certainly frame the facts in your favour, play up the good parts, omit the bad parts and deny everything your opponent can't prove. This goes for civil as well as for criminal cases. There's a lot of bullshit artistry involved in lawyering.

      • PDthrowaway69 [none/use name]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        Hundred percent. Bullshit artistry is literally awarded. I dunno how many times I’ve seen judges be sweated by stupid verbiage and grandiosity.

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          "well I'm just a backwoods country lawyer but (proceeds to deliver the entire rest of the opening argument in Latin and Ancient Greek)"

          • PDthrowaway69 [none/use name]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 years ago

            I do the whole “if I may be heard on a small issue your honor (proceed with synonyms for poopoopeepee)”