I know I don’t post on twitter much these days, but now I’ll be sliding into DMs to ask why you aren’t paying your student loans.

I’m getting a “prorection” just the thinking about this

  • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm remembering the episode "Homer the Vigilante," where Grampa wants to help and Homer tells him "Just stand there and don't steal anything."

    Quick cut to Grampa & co. stealing something. Homer calls him out, and Grampa says "We're on our break!"

    Picture something similar when this "consumer protection bureau" is called out. "We're only in the office for 8 hours a day!"