• DetroitLolcat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Runs sweatshops but claims they're not sweatshops because it's too cold to sweat at the North Pole. Operates a factory in a remote location with no labor laws. Disporportionately gives presents to rich kids. Outside of presents his chief export is fossil fuel. Pretty sure Mrs. Claus was at the Capitol on January 6 (disputed).

    Enemy. :gulag: