A bald guy told me the other day that between the two of us, we have average hair.
Huh, I didn't know those were all targets from previous games. They should remake those in the modern engine, with changes to keep a consistent canon, considering all the reboots have made things complicated.
Do people call sideburns whiskers? I thought whiskers was just the mustache.
But we definitely need to see one with all of them combined.
My main question is how to combine beard (which is really beard + mustache) with mustache.
stack everything. The measly moustache that comes with the beard is no match for looooooooongstache
Combine all of these together and you get Rasputin... as depicted in the new Kingsman movie.
I like how wearing a long moustache gives you a distinguished appearance, as opposed to the other options.