And said women deserve a man who can rhyme.

Didn't work and I think it actively tepulsed every woman I met.

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Whoever told you that women are attracted to rhyme schemes should apologize to you for disrupting your sublime dreams. Of course you deserve love! Everyone does, it's the truth! Actually once a long ago in my gullible youth someone also told me I should speak in a rhyming tone but luckily I don't so I'm not going to end up all alone.

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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      10 months ago

      My rhymes were basically this so be careful lest you make 2 enemies (and 0 friends) on this website.

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I dont see enought rhymes in the title or the body of the post

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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      10 months ago

      The women on here are free to charm you with rhymes if they please.

  • goose [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I was told that the ladies like ABBA

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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      10 months ago

      I will now make frequent ABBA lyric references. I will find my dancing queen.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 months ago

    Maybe your iambic pentameter was off? What kind of rhymes were you doing? Limericks? If it wasn't limericks I think I see the problem.

    Haikus also work, but they don't need to rhyme. It's more about the poetry thing than just rhyming.