I think the main reason I'm ML and not Anarchist is because the girl I had a crush on throughout high school was a super cool anarchist chick and I was a just a stupid fucking lib who didn't get it. So now I have to like prove that I'm cooler than her now or something.
Insistent banging
"Open up! This is the Volcel NKVD! We know of your record as a class alien and wrecker!"
People's Commissariat For Voluntary Celibacy! Move in!