I call my cats "shit ferret" and "dingus mcbingus"

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Marshal Sasha / Captain Sasha

    Sashabear / Sashamonkey / Wigglemonkey

    Christmasbear / Mr. Christmas

    Pickle Sasha / Gerkin Hund / Picklebear / Mr. Pickle

    Mr. Pingpong / Pingpongbear

    Mistah Wotse (wot's he doin'/ wot's he want)

    Scoochbear / Scoochington Bear/ Mr. Scooch

    Professor Smart / Dr. Shulgin

    Grrbl / Mr. Kangrroo / Mr. Chicken Wings / Mr. Turkey Legs

    Sausage / Sausagebear / Sausage Bearrito

    Monsieur Albert Awoo

    Mr. No Kippah No Hanukkah (when he doesn't want to wear his sweater)

    Mr. Cream Cheese / Bananabear

    Goober / Goo Bear

    Nakeybear

    yes I'm white.

    edit: God dammit. God fucking dammit. I forgot Mr. Lips. He licks his lips when he wants something.