DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
And thats with how many roommates?
Three. You'll share the bed in six-hour allotments. Having the bed already warm from other bodies is a perk!
This is so bleakly true. I live an hours drive from a major metro area, and rental/housing prices are insane. I make 25$ an hour and there literally isn't an apartment in the county that I could rent for myself that wouldn't leave me rent burdened. One of my coworkers pays ~50% in rent WITH low income housing assistance.