The next Batman will be Christian Bale seeing an eccentric urologist, who is Michael Keaton. They fall in love and get married. The minister at the wedding is Adam West, who reveals he faked his death to stop the Joker from saying the N word.
CGI Val Kilmer is the best man at the wedding. George Clooney is the receptionist at the urologists office. Ben Affleck is the dominatrix who broke Christian Bale's dick. Twilight is Ben Affleck's defense attorney.
The next Batman will be Christian Bale seeing an eccentric urologist, who is Michael Keaton. They fall in love and get married. The minister at the wedding is Adam West, who reveals he faked his death to stop the Joker from saying the N word.
Least awful DCU script
michael keaton is back as batman in the new flash movie which i believe is also a multiverse thing so you're not far off
You're fucking with me, right?
fraid not
Fuck it, I'll pirate that.
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What about Val? They can have an AI read his lines.
CGI Val Kilmer is the best man at the wedding. George Clooney is the receptionist at the urologists office. Ben Affleck is the dominatrix who broke Christian Bale's dick. Twilight is Ben Affleck's defense attorney.
Kevin Conroy narrates the whole movie.
my man was so good in MacGruber
Why would he need to have an AI read his lines?
I believe he can no longer speak due to throat cancer.
:deeper-sadness: