Seriously though, why is this so bad?

    • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      This is the first time three versions of the same character have stood around in a circle and talked about how their ability to shoot thick ropes has been affected by performance anxiety.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Spiderman should have to Jack off to shoot webs and if he doesn't cum in time while web slinging he falls to his death.

      • Vncredleader
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        3 years ago

        That honestly hits why this feels weird. It is three distinct, and I would say quite good in their own ways, depictions of spider-man all suddenly given the same voice and it is the worst voice of the MCU stuff

        • I_Have_IBS [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          I think you just nailed it. They all talk the same… That’s really uncanny. Half the jokes Tobey makes in this scene would not have happened in his films.

    • Helmic [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I literally have never watched a Marvel cinematic universe movie. I think I saw that one leaked Wolverine movie that no one really remembers because it had a shitty deadpool in it because my little brother wanted to watch it, I saw the first two spiderman movies but only bits and pieces of the third, and that's it. All of this is fresh to me and I just enjoyed Spiderman talking to himself about cumming.

      • Shitbird [any]
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        3 years ago

        how com wen spidrmn tlks 2 himself abt cuming evry1 thenks etz charmng bt wen i do et evry1 leevs th bridal showr

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Yeah this isn't particularly cringe compared to some other shit in the series