Has the cum machine been fixed yet?

Uhm excuse me ma’am my fries weren’t salted enough, I have to ruin your life now

Sir, this os a McDonalds. We only got McPoop and McPee here.

Yes hello I will have my usual slop please

Lemme get uh

i want my large blood treat :walking-dead:

Hi, yes, I would like the discount your management gives to cops so we care when you get robbed thank you

:thumb-cop:

Diabetes with a side of whatever you can fish out of the trash can

Would you like farts with that?

Small black coffee plz

:downbear: