...like that one dude from Diamond Age. Idk, sounds pretty sick
Ok hear me out everyone. Make a whole suit out of those muscle stimulator things. Like a hole ass body suit. Set it on a timer every day and basically flip around on the floor like you are having a seizure for 30 minutes. Get super buff and never have to actually work out.
Heck, why even be awake at all? With just a few dozen well-placed nodes, now you longer have to choose between exercise and sleep!
Wouldn't that make you tense up and fall over every time tho? lol
Make a whole body suit out of them and find a small room to spend 30 minutes flopping around like you were having a seizure. Whole body workout in 30 minutes. Easy peasy.
Imagine not wanting to flop around on the ground having a seizure for 30 minutes. lol
They have little devices with sticky pads that shock you in specific ways to simulate a massage. It can be moderated, i can just never get the pads to stay on my hairy ape limbs
Dude just shave then, maybe even day over day you might need to shave but there is a 0% you would have suction problems if you shaved at least where they are supposed to go.
If they're anything like the little handheld unit I have, the main drawback is that you can only be so effective with sticky pads, and most people aren't willing to actually stick pins into their flesh.
i had a relative with a muscle disorder that caused him a lot of pain that even crazy amounts of drugs wouldnt help. got an electro stim thing attached to his spine that would basically massage his back if he placed the battery up against it. pretty wild. had this little box attached to his hip that he let me poke, weird to just have it extend upwards so much like that under the skin. really improved his quality of life
