https://www.businessinsider.com/texas-national-guard-blocking-federal-agents-border-doj-alleges-filing-2024-1

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Biden. Biden. I'm begging you. Summon Abbot to Washington then execute him on the steps of Congress. Not because it's a good idea or would even make sense. Just do it for me because I asked nicely.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      6 months ago

      We need a black comrade to convince Biden they're Barack Obama, it's 2009 and Abbot is a secret Al-quaeda agent. Giving this plan a solid 50/50 chance to succeed.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        6 months ago

        Sending Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis to Gitmo would be extremely funny

        • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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          6 months ago

          Ron DeSantis to Gitmo

          Ron Desantis also allegedly aided in the torture of detainees; the people there trusted him and thought he was there to help and informed of the worst abuses they suffered; armed with the knowledge of which abuse the detainees hated the most, he advised the torturers there to make heavier use of them, and watched them being tortured with a smile.

          Him going there and being tortured in those methods with the torturers thanking him for his advice would be awesome (much like what supposedly happened with the creator of the brazen bull).