• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I legit worry about shaving my head bc I'm a gigantic white man who wears a lot of black.

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      My hair started graying when I was like, 19, so by the time I was about 30 I gave up on long hair and started buzzing my head. Mostly it's great, significantly cuts down on shower time, drying time, hat hair isn't a problem, etc. The only time it fucking sucks is when I've freshly buzzed my head and some cashier asks if I get a military discount NOOOOO

      • Rom [he/him]
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        edit-2
        10 months ago

        when I've freshly buzzed my head and some cashier asks if I get a military discount

        That would slap. Just say yes and if they ask for ID say you left it at home, good chance they'll just give it to you anyway. Stealing valor is praxis.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      Flip side: you can go undercover and not be targeted by the-pigs

    • kristina [she/her]
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      edit-2
      10 months ago

      Get a hammer and sickle tattoo on your forehead

      Or a goatee back-to-me-shining