What do you do?

p.s. your penis now runs farmville

  • discontinuuity [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    sell it as an NFT

    So is this like the Olive Garden thing where someone owns the concept of my penis but I still own the physical penis? Or like the bored apes thing where anyone can right click and copy my penis but techbros get mad about it? Because I'm OK with either of those.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Yeah, so this is kinda awkward, but could you do me a solid and right-click my pecker?"

  • btbt [he/him]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Revenge (take mark zuckerberg’s penis)

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :volcel-judge: Someone may need to see license and registration for that.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Surprised no one made a Detachable Penis reference yet.

    https://youtu.be/9pTxgcooHiw

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm cool with it. Doesn't affect me in any way, since NFTs have no impact on the real world. Maybe an imaginary copy of my penis is what Mark Zuckerburg needs to finally have enough self-confidence to stop being such a weird power-mad shut-in.