What do you do?
p.s. your penis now runs farmville
sell it as an NFT
So is this like the Olive Garden thing where someone owns the concept of my penis but I still own the physical penis? Or like the bored apes thing where anyone can right click and copy my penis but techbros get mad about it? Because I'm OK with either of those.
"Yeah, so this is kinda awkward, but could you do me a solid and right-click my pecker?"
Well I guess it’s time to replace my old dick with the new Linux based mecha schlong 5000
Laugh since mine is so disappointing that nobody would want it
I'm cool with it. Doesn't affect me in any way, since NFTs have no impact on the real world. Maybe an imaginary copy of my penis is what Mark Zuckerburg needs to finally have enough self-confidence to stop being such a weird power-mad shut-in.
