This has actually wrapped around to become absurdly funny. All these breathless libs being like "homelessness is such a complex issue that we aren't even sure why it arises, much less how to solve it. This will take teams of researchers from across the world years of study and means-testing before an equitable solution can be found."

Yeah man, homelessness is just one of those big mysteries of the universe. Who am I? Why am I here? What is reality? Why do the laws of physics exist? What is gravity? Does the sun love me? Why are homeless? It's just one of those things, we'll never really know why.