Sklorp [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoKuwaiti academic claims semen-eating anal worms cause homosexualityNSFWexternal-linkmessage-square19 fedilinkarrow-up131file-text
arrow-up131external-linkKuwaiti academic claims semen-eating anal worms cause homosexualityNSFWSklorp [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agomessage-square19 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpeaker [e/em/eir]hexbear15·3 years agoSo are tops immune? Asking for a totally not-gay friend. link
minus-squareWammaWink2 [none/use name]hexbear4·edit-23 years agoObviously not. Don't you see? The anal worms cause homosexuality. Obviously, tops have a mutation which allows them to redirect their own semen into the worms. link
minus-squareSpeaker [e/em/eir]hexbear4·3 years agoHow would one get one's semen into these worms? Pictures might help. My friend also has a medical condition that requires lots of pictures. link
minus-squareWammaWink2 [none/use name]hexbear4·3 years agoI can't provide pictures right now but it's an automatic process in tops, involving involuntary, unnoticeable retrograde mini-orgasms link
So are tops immune? Asking for a totally not-gay friend.
Obviously not. Don't you see? The anal worms cause homosexuality. Obviously, tops have a mutation which allows them to redirect their own semen into the worms.
How would one get one's semen into these worms? Pictures might help. My friend also has a medical condition that requires lots of pictures.
I can't provide pictures right now but it's an automatic process in tops, involving involuntary, unnoticeable retrograde mini-orgasms