I don't have a license so you'd have to come pick me up and also you better mask. Also going to refer to you as "my girlfriend" to the two theater workers we interact with on our first date and I'll give you the side-eye whenever you visibly grimace at me doing this because you're making a scene (while I'm the whole act).
Also, I'm short on cash so if you could pay for the tickets and my XL vanilla coke that'd be cool. Will be marking you on how good your summary of the part of the movie I miss when I go to the washroom 65 minutes into it.
I was going to ask DayOfDoom out, but you made the funnier post full of a casual, non-desperate bravado.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
