I got money under the sink, I got money under the bathtub, I got money in the laundry, in the shower, IN the bathtub, in the cistern of the toilet and the bowl, I got money in all my plumbing, I got money under my tiles, in my walls, in the heating elements. I got money everywhere! I got money under my dinner table, in my cupboards, the fridge, the freezer, the microvave, oven, under my chairs. I got money in my living room, in my Xbox, my Wii U, my TV has a room for just money. People find quarters inbetween the couch pillows, I found about $1000 by accident. I got money in the bookshelf, all my books don't have pages, I ripped them out to fit more money in them, wanna read some Dickens? Fuck you, it's just money. I got money in my bedroom, stuffing the pillows, my covers, my matress, cash under the bed and the nightstand, my closet has clothes. And all the clothes are stuffed with money. They call me Money, cause I have so much money. I don't have a lawn, cause I dug it all up to bury money under there, I think a money tree is gonna grow there cause of all the money under there. I got a car, but I can't drive it cause I got rid of the engine to fit more money in the car. I got money in the stove, when Santa comes down the chimney, he has to give up cause he can't get through all the bills i stuffed up there.
And yes, I do have about 20 bucks in the bank, gotta keep some savings.
I got money under the sink, I got money under the bathtub, I got money in the laundry, in the shower, IN the bathtub, in the cistern of the toilet and the bowl, I got money in all my plumbing, I got money under my tiles, in my walls, in the heating elements. I got money everywhere! I got money under my dinner table, in my cupboards, the fridge, the freezer, the microvave, oven, under my chairs. I got money in my living room, in my Xbox, my Wii U, my TV has a room for just money. People find quarters inbetween the couch pillows, I found about $1000 by accident. I got money in the bookshelf, all my books don't have pages, I ripped them out to fit more money in them, wanna read some Dickens? Fuck you, it's just money. I got money in my bedroom, stuffing the pillows, my covers, my matress, cash under the bed and the nightstand, my closet has clothes. And all the clothes are stuffed with money. They call me Money, cause I have so much money. I don't have a lawn, cause I dug it all up to bury money under there, I think a money tree is gonna grow there cause of all the money under there. I got a car, but I can't drive it cause I got rid of the engine to fit more money in the car. I got money in the stove, when Santa comes down the chimney, he has to give up cause he can't get through all the bills i stuffed up there.
And yes, I do have about 20 bucks in the bank, gotta keep some savings.
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