Just saw someone say they're tired of being forced to pretend Lynch is any good (which was clearly just a set up to go "oh look getting harassed by the lynch bros again"). Let's see how what we can cook up.
To start: movies with any sort of abstraction or nonlinear storytelling are bad because they make you question what is real, which is a form of gaslighting
Come And See is tankie propaganda because it didn't portray the Russian villagers as being just as evil as the Nazis
The Ride of the Valkyries scene in Apocalypse Now is about how cool and badass the American military is and how those Vietnam commies are weak pussies
The drill sergeant and door gunner in Full Metal Jacket are role models to be emulated
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I have heard all of these unironically :agony-limitless: